Student Profiles & Tips for Avoiding the Flu

Hello all you avid readers! Just so ya'll know, Theo (mainly Theo), AJ, and I are determined to make Mrs. Bowerman shed real, legit tears. Theo hates me right now (not really). Direct quote from Nick: "Where my cup?!", spoken in a slightly high pitched tone indicating genuine surprise. Mitchell is snacking on a blue balloon (how unsanitary). Sarah is wearing a shirt in a lovely shade of pink; it matches the chair in which my other best friend, Theo sits. I don't think that sentence was balanced. Oh well... who cares? I do, actually. Haha.

Here goes my well-thought-out profiles of the selected persons in Mrs. Bowerman's math class. (I will only state nice things as I don't want to be expelled)

Theo: White-Ivory-Purple (how unfortunate); awesome writer; pretty hair; nice shoe style; exotic eyes; keen sense of smell (just kidding, but it sounded good) and wordage; exemplary soul; attached earlobes; rather developed hypo-space; (usually) uses psychiatric terms in correct way

AJ: White (with pink undertones): divine theatre skills; good singer (pronounce the "g" as in goat); wearing good tights; dirty mind; good ankles; nice (on the outside); plays farmville; phenomenal

Sarah: ASIAN!! (shabooyah); short; cute; funny; innocent; silly; blunt; funny; tries to be nice; laughs funnily; always returns my "hi(s)"; can make me laugh (unless I'm mad); beautiful in every single way

Toby: White (in a creepy way); annoyingly honest; nice eyeballs; nice smile (unless it's devious); does not reek of BO; funny face; curious mind...

Mitchell: Pinkish white; enjoys chewing inanimate objects (namely balloons); good card shuffler; plays guitar; straightens his hair; uses conditioner (yay); likes my best friend (possibly); has blushed cheeks

Pooja: Brown; nice; kind (totally different than nice); unique; smart; funny; rather small hypo-space; funny laugh; pretty shade of hair colour; good student and writer; wears shiny hair clips

Nick: Softly pinkish white; nice; has iphone; has good intentions (most of the time); tries really hard in French class; occasionally makes me smile

Mrs. Bowerman: White; all knowing; beautiful; everlasting; fun; fourth dimensional; the best person ever; Canadian; good political views; has three super awesome, fun, lovely children; this list goes on for eternity porque she has an infinite amount of awesomeness

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Things you can do that may or may not lower your chances of getting H1N1 (more commonly known as Swine Flu):

-Wash your hands

-Refrain from touching anyone or anything

-Use hand sanitizer located at many convenient places

-Die before you catch the virus

-Get your flu shot

-lock yourself in a closet stocked with food for 10 years

-Wear those masks like the Asians do

-After witnessing a violent sneeze sing Row, Row, Row Your Boat two times as you circle the person closest to you

Eponyms

I'm tired. Today we went the park and learned about orbitals! How exciting. Theo is digesting her name tag. I am shirt buddies with Theo, Mr. Stroup, and Skylar. Skylar has really good handwriting. :) Mrs. B-man is sick today. It makes me sad :( Mrs. Stroup and Sarah have matching hair. We cannot yet make gold because we are not so "intelligent". Yesterday, Theo bought me an alien from Saturn. We named it George.

Also, just so ya know, Mr. Reynolds (A.J.'s dad and Mrs. Reynold's hubby) is subbing for Mrs. Bowerman.