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Thursday, March 4, 2010
Sorry, February, you were just too short.
I missed the second month in 2010. Bummer. I love you = opposite of bummer. Today, in the elevator I called Joseph a doofus. Doofus is a funny word. Doofus, Doofus, Doofus. I think I'll name my child Doofus. Oh wait, I'm not having kids, never mind. Well, guess what? Chicken butt, that's what. My Birthday is soon. Like super soon. Like less than two weeks soon. Am I excited? In fact, I'm the opposite of excited. After 13 I realized time is running out. Each year adds on another percent of life wasted. Yes, I plan to die on my 100th birthday. It shall be grand.
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