Once upon there was this Asian baby. That baby was me. It was Asian. Is was born in China and then got stolen by evil Americans. It now speaks English only. Fast-forward 14 years. This particular Asian (female) is sitting on the top row of BB at JQH at MSU. She is watching her first Harlem Globe Trotters game. She thinks it's a real, legit basket ball game. Little does she know it's all fake-o. The green team will never win, no matter how hard they try. The Asian is so sad and is moved to tears. She then proceeds to drowning in a puddle of coke.
The End.
Story time is over.
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