Springbreak

We're bored. When I say we're, I mean me and Sarah. Bye, loves. It's been nice. But the journey's over. Tomorrow, at the strike of noon I will die. JK! Teehee.

Shampoo Me.

I like to try new shampoos and conditioners...Problem is, I don't use equal amounts, so I have a billion half used shampoos lying around. Oh well. Brands I've tried... Loreal Kids (when I was young, ahh yes. Good times) John Freida (used the brunette one, hair companies discriminate against people with black hair) Herbal Essence (does not retain scent as well as it should) Pantene (smells good) Aussie (smelled nice, not too fond of the bottle) Giovanni ("natual" naturey, can be purchased at Walmart) Currently I am trying out Tresemme. Next on the list is Burt's Bees.

Sorry, February, you were just too short.

I missed the second month in 2010. Bummer. I love you = opposite of bummer. Today, in the elevator I called Joseph a doofus. Doofus is a funny word. Doofus, Doofus, Doofus. I think I'll name my child Doofus. Oh wait, I'm not having kids, never mind. Well, guess what? Chicken butt, that's what. My Birthday is soon. Like super soon. Like less than two weeks soon. Am I excited? In fact, I'm the opposite of excited. After 13 I realized time is running out. Each year adds on another percent of life wasted. Yes, I plan to die on my 100th birthday. It shall be grand.

Wanna know a secret? Me too.

Hello.

Today I slept in. It was nice. I took a shower. It was also nice. I ate some canned soup. It was not so nice. I went to Chinese. It was not nice either. Then I went to the mall with AJ, Theo, and Sarah. There were stupid people at the mall. This one lady had a big butt. It was ugly. It made me feel icky inside. We saw everything. We bought nothing. It rained a lot. We came home. I drank water. I ate cookie dough bites. I ate gold fish. I wrote on my blog. I am looking at Sarah face now. It is pretty. She is laughing. She has braces, not for long though. She is reading The Great Gatsby. It is a great book. My lips hurt. They are chapped. The skin is gone. Do you care? I thought not. Sarah doesn't. I have some homework I ought to do. Hmph. Homework=no fun. Sarah burped. It was nasty. It made go "ew" inside my head. She is laughing. She said, "Excuse me."

Time for a story!

Hi, folks. Let me tell you a story.

Once upon there was this Asian baby. That baby was me. It was Asian. Is was born in China and then got stolen by evil Americans. It now speaks English only. Fast-forward 14 years. This particular Asian (female) is sitting on the top row of BB at JQH at MSU. She is watching her first Harlem Globe Trotters game. She thinks it's a real, legit basket ball game. Little does she know it's all fake-o. The green team will never win, no matter how hard they try. The Asian is so sad and is moved to tears. She then proceeds to drowning in a puddle of coke.

The End.

Story time is over.

3 mas dias

Only three more days until Christmas! Can you believe it? This holiday has just hit me in the face. :( Not nice, in my opinion. Another year has gone by. :( How sad. Oh wells...I'll just die now.

Bye.

Tomorrow (Canadian Style)

Tomorrow=Mrs. Bowerman's Birthday

Mrs. Bowerman's Birthday=The Best Day Ever

Tomorrow=The Best Day Ever

(You can see my awesome transitive property skills by looking above)

Wow...

This is my first and only blog post for the month of November. I haven't blogged (isn't is strange how blog is now a verb?) in ages it seems, not that it matters. I'm not cool like some *ahem* AJ. I don't post videos of original songs...Oh well, who cares? Me, that's who. Guess what is playing on my itunes now? I'll tell you. Just kidding, I won't, because one of the words was "offensive" according to my dictionary. Guess what happens today? My parent's anniversary. Bye. I'm going to eat food at Bambinos...

Hello, loves!

I have not forgotten you, blog readers (are there any?)! I simply have been UBER busy these last few weeks...I had delightful time shredding and messing up my shirt for tommorow's Thriller performance. I fear I will catch swine among the piggies at Rutledge-Wilson Farm. We will be dancing in the cold, wet, swine-infested field. I shall die. Along with the rest of the upper school.

Well, ta-ta for now!

Tomorrow I have to go to my internship at Bigfish Screenprinting while everyone else has a no-school day! What lucky ducks.

Mitchell's Hacker Will be Avenged!

So last nigh at around 7:48 pm I received a very disturbing, heinous message regarding my best friend. The sender was Mitchell. The messages (there were recipients) At that time, I was ready to chop off his head (physically and verbally)... I didn't believe Mitchell was capable of such evil, degrading, perverted, disgusting words. I had a long, worry-some phone chat with Sarah, and later discovered the accused to be innocent! Phewie! What a relief! His alibi was football practice... It all checks out because he was gone 5:00-7:30 pm and his hours is 30still the details are sketchy. Anyway, I've limited the suspects to just a few people within our Summit Circle who may have been involved in the crime.

For more information visit the following:

http://sarahgutzke.blogspot.com/

http://mitchellandhisblog.blogspot.com/

http://tobiasnothingmuch.blogspot.com/

http://thing-a-week.blogspot.com/2009/10/creepy-hackers.html

(I included ALL of the involved...unlike some)

AJ and Theo are gone.

They are gone forever. sdfghkl;wertyuiop[zxcvbnm,.... <–––– That was Sarah, my best friend. I'm tired. This blog is stupid. I'm stupid. Sarah's hiding the lower half of her face. She has a huge zit! Not really, I lied. Andrew is absolutely crazy. He wrote on his arm. It weirds me out. Toby is being a creeper. He won't show me his face. He is making a strange face. I hear music. Joe made an icky joke. Ew. Andrew = *nose*. Skylar has a computer mouse. Mrs. Bowerman is laughing. Sarah's gloves match her face and her shirt and her soul. I feel ecstatic. Not really. I lied. Again. I drank a medium-sized glass of milk today. Andrew is on a swim team.

Skylar: "Huh, hi"

Sarah: "Hello."

Josh: "Hi."

Nick: "Hi."

Nate: "Bye."

Mitchell: "Who's your dadddy?"

Jack: "Yo mamma."

Toby: "Hmm."

Joe: (listening to music)

Mikaela: "Hello."

Clayton: (apparently does not have ability to form words with his mouth)

Jack L: (who cares? he's preoccupied now)

Pooja: "Huh?"

Joe is really bugging me right now. AJ, I can't believe you. But I feel bad for Joe because Mitchell stole his coat. That was mean.

Sushi. Rox. (Sarah, there is a hidden meaning in this title)

So today (tonight, actually) I went to Haruno with Sarah. We had these delicious spring rolls! There were only three, so we had to split one in half. No offense, but they should have made it an even number like four or ten. Anyway, we ordered these "california rolls" (why are they called california?) and there was this orange stuff. I plucked on up with my chopsticks and right before I put it in my mouth Sarah warned me, "Oh yeah, Lydia, just so you know, those orange thingies are eggs..." EW! Why on earth would they put eggs on sushi? I mean, it's already weird enough with seaweed...Oh well I ate most of them, but all I could think about was all these tiny fish trapped inside the eggs, swimming in me. It was awful. I'll let you know I only had ONE california roll. I ate some avocado sushi rolls, they were positively delish! I also had a shrimp tempura one, I wasn't sure if I was supposed to eat the tail; it turns out you're not supposed to. I spit it out. I like Haruno. They have nice decor. The bathroom door doesn't lock though. :( It was a rather pleasant evening (minus the eggs) until I came home.

Unoffical Blog Post

Hi you,

This post is just for fun! Why, may you ask? I don't know....

Today:

-woke up early...

-went to dance!

-screwed up on monologue

-had reading at my favorite person's house (you know who you are)

-ate some pasta stuff

-saw Fame**

**Fame was ok...weak character development, no plot, good dancing. Oh well, I feel smart!

Ok, I'm done.

:( No more tent for me :'( <––That one is crying

Mrs. Bowerman, for some strange reason we are forbidden to enter la tenta during reading porquoi we are too distracting...I beg to differ!! I am so awfully sorry for screwing up your math class. No offense to your students, but they too are super distracting. Will you please give a second chance? Have mercy (like Jesus)! We promise to never ever, ever, ever distract your class again! A.J. promises as does Theo. Actually, I spoke for both of them. Ah well, too bad, how sad.

A.J., Theo, and I are sharing two, pathetically, flat bean bags; one blue (perhaps a shade of violet), one red. I have a major wedgie, but I can't reach my butt. Mrs. Reynolds is wearing purple. Theo has the Rosetta Stone (The program, not the real one). Theo is going to lyrical today (*sniff* *sniff*). I am going to the Y today! Yay I will become buff in an instant. Woot woot!

A.J., I miss you. :( She doesn't miss me back. I have to finish my transcendentalist powerpoint and memorize my monologue. I totally screwed up on my science test today. Oh well. I still love Mrs. Stroupie Loupie. I disagree with the death penalty.

Canada & George

I think that we (we=cool people) all should move to Canada. Afterall, Mrs. Bowerman is a natural Canadian and we should all aspire to be just like her. She is so smart and awesome in every imaginable way.

–––This weird Asian video is playing while I'm writing this blog post so I cannot be held accountable for my actions (or in this case, my words)–––

Theo is working on her dance homework. It is due tonight prior to 10pm. Oh no! I might die. Ahh. Sarah and I are going to hip hop tonight. AJ is a pooper-face and won't come. :( I feel so alone.

My list of homework:

-Healthcare paper

-Spanish CLEP

-Reading Powerpoint

-Dance

-Science test

Student Profiles & Tips for Avoiding the Flu

Hello all you avid readers! Just so ya'll know, Theo (mainly Theo), AJ, and I are determined to make Mrs. Bowerman shed real, legit tears. Theo hates me right now (not really). Direct quote from Nick: "Where my cup?!", spoken in a slightly high pitched tone indicating genuine surprise. Mitchell is snacking on a blue balloon (how unsanitary). Sarah is wearing a shirt in a lovely shade of pink; it matches the chair in which my other best friend, Theo sits. I don't think that sentence was balanced. Oh well... who cares? I do, actually. Haha.

Here goes my well-thought-out profiles of the selected persons in Mrs. Bowerman's math class. (I will only state nice things as I don't want to be expelled)

Theo: White-Ivory-Purple (how unfortunate); awesome writer; pretty hair; nice shoe style; exotic eyes; keen sense of smell (just kidding, but it sounded good) and wordage; exemplary soul; attached earlobes; rather developed hypo-space; (usually) uses psychiatric terms in correct way

AJ: White (with pink undertones): divine theatre skills; good singer (pronounce the "g" as in goat); wearing good tights; dirty mind; good ankles; nice (on the outside); plays farmville; phenomenal

Sarah: ASIAN!! (shabooyah); short; cute; funny; innocent; silly; blunt; funny; tries to be nice; laughs funnily; always returns my "hi(s)"; can make me laugh (unless I'm mad); beautiful in every single way

Toby: White (in a creepy way); annoyingly honest; nice eyeballs; nice smile (unless it's devious); does not reek of BO; funny face; curious mind...

Mitchell: Pinkish white; enjoys chewing inanimate objects (namely balloons); good card shuffler; plays guitar; straightens his hair; uses conditioner (yay); likes my best friend (possibly); has blushed cheeks

Pooja: Brown; nice; kind (totally different than nice); unique; smart; funny; rather small hypo-space; funny laugh; pretty shade of hair colour; good student and writer; wears shiny hair clips

Nick: Softly pinkish white; nice; has iphone; has good intentions (most of the time); tries really hard in French class; occasionally makes me smile

Mrs. Bowerman: White; all knowing; beautiful; everlasting; fun; fourth dimensional; the best person ever; Canadian; good political views; has three super awesome, fun, lovely children; this list goes on for eternity porque she has an infinite amount of awesomeness

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Things you can do that may or may not lower your chances of getting H1N1 (more commonly known as Swine Flu):

-Wash your hands

-Refrain from touching anyone or anything

-Use hand sanitizer located at many convenient places

-Die before you catch the virus

-Get your flu shot

-lock yourself in a closet stocked with food for 10 years

-Wear those masks like the Asians do

-After witnessing a violent sneeze sing Row, Row, Row Your Boat two times as you circle the person closest to you

Eponyms

I'm tired. Today we went the park and learned about orbitals! How exciting. Theo is digesting her name tag. I am shirt buddies with Theo, Mr. Stroup, and Skylar. Skylar has really good handwriting. :) Mrs. B-man is sick today. It makes me sad :( Mrs. Stroup and Sarah have matching hair. We cannot yet make gold because we are not so "intelligent". Yesterday, Theo bought me an alien from Saturn. We named it George.

Also, just so ya know, Mr. Reynolds (A.J.'s dad and Mrs. Reynold's hubby) is subbing for Mrs. Bowerman.

Brain bytes and Hugs, yay!

Ahhh! So, I was thinking, actually Mrs. Stroup was thinking we could do these awesome "Brain Bytes" My computer is about to die. I have 13%. I'm lazy. I'm writing like that one guy, Hemingway. It's all short sentences! Woo hoo! We played ukulele in the grass today. Poo. AJ is is bobbing her head. Sarah, Theo, AJ, and I are going to wear converse tomorrow! Yay! We will all be matching. I have Spanish and dance homework. :( Bye, world. See ya later.

Another blog post. Woo hoo.

I just sent the people at MSU an email letting them know that I will be attending the August 29th session. Luckily the test will have multiple choice answers. Today after lunch we all went to the park for a super awesome jam session. Awkward. Silence. AJ blabbing at me. So light hearted. I don't know what to write for this stupid blog post. Ugh. My phone is blinking a bluish colour. My feet are in a broken chair and I have 56% battery. Mitchell is flirting with Sarah at the moment.

Sitting here, watching math class, in reading class.

"So, what is a monomial?"

A monomial is a number, a variable, or the product of a number and one or more variables with whole number exponents.

"Monomials are the building blocks of Algebra."

These little "snippets" are just a small blob of what goes on in Mrs. Bowerman's math class. Sarah is gazing intently upon the board and Tobbs is devouring a spoon. How typical. Nick and Tobbs are now blabbing about I don't know what.

Mono means one and poly means many. I'm am sitting under the tent. The camp chairs are kind of deadish, but it brings back fond memories of 5th grade math. Those were the good old days with hot chocolate and white boards. Haha. Lunch was a fun affair as we had delicious chicken alfredo from Nona's. Mrs. Reynolds and A.J. aslo shared some scrumptious Amish "friendship" bread with the class.

A.J. and I are awaiting as Theo finishes up her blog post so we can embark on a "special" journey...outside the classroom.